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Expensive Toys That Will Break Santa’s Bank

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By: Adam McCully


The commercialization of Christmas has become utterly atrocious.  Perhaps it’s because we live in an age where Christmas commercials start appearing in early July, perhaps it’s because we’re just plain spoiled.  Whatever the case, we’ve forgotten the true meaning of Christmas.  It’s time we remember what makes the holiday season so special: family, togetherness, peace on Earth and good will towards men, blah, blah, blah! Fuck that, I WANT AN APACHE HELICOPTER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!


 

Cohiba Behike Cigars – $470 a piece

Cohiba Behike Cigars – $470 a piece


 

Nike Air Force One by Prryya & Chinatan’s Couture and Jewelry – $5,000

Nike Air Force One by Prryya & Chinatan’s Couture and Jewelry – $5,000


 

1788 Vieux Cognac – $37,000

1788 Vieux Cognac – $37,000


 

T-72 Tank – $50,097 (I’m not even joking, you can buy a fully functional tank for less than $100,000)

T-72 Tank – $50,097 (I’m not even joking, you can buy a fully functional tank for less than $100,000)


 

Ariel Atom V8 Supercharged – $190,000

Ariel Atom V8 Supercharged – $190,000


 

Trip To Space – $200,000

Trip To Space – $200,000


 

Icon Aircraft A5 – $250,000

Icon Aircraft A5 – $250,000


 

Baliceaux Island – $300,000

Baliceaux Island – $300,000


 

Gold And Diamond-Studded Pot – $420,000

Gold And Diamond-Studded Pot – $420,000


 

Dodge Tomahawk – $550,000

Dodge Tomahawk – $550,000


 

Personal Submarine – $786,240

Personal Submarine – $786,240


 

The Aurora Diamante Pen – $1.3 Million

The Aurora Diamante Pen – $1.3 Million


 

Patek Philippe’s Sky Moon Tourbillon – $1.3 million

Patek Philippe’s Sky Moon Tourbillon – $1.3 million


 

Diamond Studded Boots – $3.1 Million

Diamond Studded Boots – $3.1 Million


 

Bugatti Veyron Super Sport – $4 Million

Bugatti Veyron Super Sport – $4 Million


 

Tranquility Estate – $ 75 Million

Tranquility Estate – $ 75 Million


 

Apache Helicopter – $52 Million

Apache Helicopter – $52 Million


 

Super Yacht “Cakewalk” – $100 Million

Super Yacht “Cakewalk” – $100 Million


 

Spelling Mansion – $150 million

Spelling Mansion – $150 million


 

A-10 Warthog -- Not for sale...yet

A-10 Warthog — Not for sale…yet