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5 Reasons Musicians Can’t Get A Date With a Hot Chick

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A lot of people think just because musicians play cool instruments, get free booze and work vampire schedules – they are automatic chick magnents. False! While it is easy for a major artist like Drake or Adam Levine to pull the hottest of the hot, there is still a large amount of musicians who suffer from a sweeping epidemic called “Unlayability.”

So, I decided to share a few tips that may help them overcome that dry spell so they can start sowing those “wild oats” before they corrode.

1. Let’s be honest your music sucks and you haven’t spent enough time in the studio honing your craft to demand the attention of a hot chick. One of Jay-Z’s coolest rhymes: “I snatch your girl cause your arm wasn’t strong enough, plus you don’t stay in the studio long enough.”

2. You don’t practice good hygiene. Yeah bro, it’s no longer the 90’s and while chicks still love the rugged bad boy look – a fresh pair of kicks and some Old Spice would probably increase your batting average by at least 50%.

3. You Spend too much time looking at your self in the mirror. While it is true that women love a man with confidence, you need to spend more time socializing than primping in the mirror. Dude, your not a star yet, but once you get a hit record you can become a narcissist – until then, play on…

4. You always go home or hide back stage after the show. The perfect time to get a hot chick is after a killer performance! So, the next time you have a show, have a couple of drinks and chill.

5. You are not visible enough. You lack exposure, haven’t played enough shows and no one has ever heard of you before. Get out there and grind and by impressing the chicks you will eventually make enough money to pay that cell phone bill.

  • Jackson Powers

    so true..